Hey you! I’m Ali - humble with a hint of Kanye paired with Drake feelings. I’m a gifted napper, an empathetic friend, and a hard worker with a strong passion for marketing and branding.
The movie "Pretty Woman" was written about me - minus a few minor details about my character's career path! I am the real life incarnation of true love - a hopeless romantic, if you will. I found the love of my life by complete accident - ignored the sign and reconnected by coincidence 6 years later. So cute you already have happy tears!
I’m the person you love to hate, a Disney adult. It wasn’t a part of my childhood, it was my childhood. I’m the childless-adult that enters full sprint breathing in all the magic topped with Mickey ears...unapologetically.
The canal. I can’t have a dog in my current housing situation, so I go to puppy watch and the dog parents of Indy never disappoint. I mean, have you seen a corgi run? Convince me there’s something cuter in life.
I would love to have a green thumb. Can you learn that? Because I stay killing plants. I want to be that girl on #plantstagram that shows my plant collection MTV Cribs style. Accompanied by the occasional humble brag of my plant baby growing a new leaf.
Well, according to my 8th grade letter to myself, I would be an actress. Probably starring in the next Oscar Nominated film. I was a theater kid which only means I’m hyper dramatic and walk around with a theme song at all times.
Love, mental and physical health, friends, family...abundance is where you choose to see it. Feeling grateful for all life has bestowed upon you rather than dwelling on the things you don’t have. That to me is success. A recovering perfectionist, I’m choosing to see the joy in all things.
TV: Billie Eilish’s new documentary. A movie, but still. Wow. This girl is not only talented, she’s raw and real and everything. Just everything. Go watch it. Or don’t. But also, Bar Rescue. I love a good trainwreck Cinderella story.
Podcasts: How Did This Get Made. Have you ever seen a movie that’s so bad that it’s absolutely incredible? HDTGM reviews in detail movies on the list of dumpster dives. It’s pretty crucial that the movie was filmed in an earnest attempt to capture an Oscar Nomination, but instead ended up delivering a labyrinthine trainwreck. Tammy and the T-Rex. Well worth the $4.99 to rent.
Music: Frank Sinatra. If it’s not broke, don’t fix it.
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